Cards: Mutable Moon, Raven’s Wand (reversed), The Moon (reversed)
Keywords: Unclear course of action. Everything will unfold in due course. Self-empowerment. Release of fears. Belief in self. Murky situations. Big dick energy presenting itself as average dick
Message: It’s 1am and you’ve already Uber your way to HungTop69’s place. When he unzips his 11incher in your face, you’re starting to question your choices. Uggh. Like do you feign diarrhea and learn never to bite off more than you can chew? Gurl, take a breather and walk in the footsteps of powerbottoms before you. Feel the energies of your foresisters as your hole gapes with pride. Inhale. Exhale. Relax your sphincster and say “Yes I can”. The power of the universe is within you. Ride like the wind.
Decks: Moonology Oracle Cards, Raven’s Wand Oracle, Rider Waite Tarot