Uggh. I did NOT wake up rail thin today despite performing a ritual last night, offering my body fats as a sacrifice to Santa Muerte aka Mictecacihuatl aka The Bony Lady aka The Skinny Lady.
Super pissed, you guys. Literally like cannot believe this shit. I’m supposed to wake up a size 0.
I’m gonna keep manifesting this shit. I will have my thigh gap.
I need to order more stuff from Goop to give up as offerings to Santa Muerte to speed this up.
Daily Manifestation: Day 3 of 14
Photo: Andreea Diaconu by Lachlan Bailey, WSJ Magazine, 2013.
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