Spirit squad

Dear M,

Not gonna lie. I’m lowkey disturbed but simultaneously obsessed by your newfound fascination with spirits and spirit work. Like, you didn’t mention ancestral spirits, so that means you’re working with spirits you’ve invoked?

Is that even safe? Like what the actual fuck are you thinking? Gurl, conjurers and summoners bind those spirits against their will to do a witch’s bidding. That’s like spiritual slavery. That’s like unethical. That’s like not woque. Like why can’t you just stick with crystals like other skinny white witches on insta?

Like I’mthisclose to unfollowing you. Explain thyself.

Love, X

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Spirited Discussions

Dear M,

I totally have issues with your perspective on spirits in this trash post. It’s like so reductive. I’ve met many readers who speak to spirit guides and other light beings for guidance in their readings. They’re not evil and stuff. What’s the deal, bitch?

Love, U

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Who’s on the other line?

Dear M,

I’ve been channeling spirits for a while now, and I’m so blessed being able to communicate with those on the other side of the veil. But lately I’m faced with somewhat of a conundrum.

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Demons are so hot right now

Dear M,

Shit done hit the fan and I’m majorly screwed now. Your last reading on my situation was right and I should have taken your advice. But my inner saboteur took over and I’ve done mess things up real bad.

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Cosmic CCTV

Sometimes, I just can’t with my powers. Like I’ve been reading cards since I was 17 – but always basic questions from basic bitches (aka my friends) on the usual stuff like “Does he really love me?”, “Will I be happy with [insert name of walking dildo]?”, “I found like 50gb of gay porn on my boyfriend’s laptop, is he gay or am I just too suspicious?”

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Stalking by proxy

Dear M,

Uggh. My ex, F, got over me so quickly that he found someone two weeks after we broke up. I’ve consulted various cartomancers/psychics/shamans/witches to ask if they’re on the verge of breaking up so I can swoop in finally be happy and start having a life like a well-balanced person.

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