Ho ho ho, hoes! 2021 came and nearing gone. I don’t know how to feel about this year. I need to consult my spirit guides and go on an ayahuasca vision quest to find the answers I need.

As per usual, look at the numbered graphics in the banner above, pick one that appeals to you and scroll down to the corresponding group number for your forecast. If you’re drawn to more than one group, read more than one group, duh. Like it’s really not that deep.

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Omaiglob! Yes, I’m a little late again for the monthly forecast. I’ve got two wisdom teeth extracted at the end of October and I chose to spend a week being doped up on painkillers (legally prescribed, don’t do drugs, kids!) and stuffing my face with pints of Ben & Jerry’s. Uggh, let me live my life!!!!

As per usual, look at the numbered graphics in the banner above, pick one that appeals to you and scroll down to the corresponding group number for your forecast. If you’re drawn to more than one group, read the selected groups.

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Salutations.

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Sorry for the delay, got my second vaccine shot few days before end of July and was too sick to continue my reading. Totally fine now and I’m back with 5 piles to pick, because why not?!

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Bitch am I gonna pretend that I didn’t disappear for a month and skipped June forecast altogether?

Yes.

Uggh lots of Summer stuff happening. I was feeding my delusions that I still have a size 0 body, cutting off toxic people from my life, uncrossing and sending back bad juju to its sender, etc etc. Busy. Busy. Busy. Also look out for my next post on how I’m progressing in my spiritwork – spoiler: it’s iconique. Yass, bitch, this witch is stepping up!

I’m tweaking the forecast format a little, I’m merging Hot Tea with All About Werq. Work-related reading and general energy reading have the same influences so I’m collapsing them into one.

SO. Each group is divided into two parts: general monthly influence + love readings. You can pick one group if you feel that is the only one calling out to you. Or if you’re drawn to more than one group, maybe each part of the group will resonate with different aspects of your life for the month.

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