Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for August 2021

Sorry for the delay, got my second vaccine shot few days before end of July and was too sick to continue my reading. Totally fine now and I’m back with 5 piles to pick, because why not?!

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Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for July 2021

Bitch am I gonna pretend that I didn’t disappear for a month and skipped June forecast altogether?

Yes.

Uggh lots of Summer stuff happening. I was feeding my delusions that I still have a size 0 body, cutting off toxic people from my life, uncrossing and sending back bad juju to its sender, etc etc. Busy. Busy. Busy. Also look out for my next post on how I’m progressing in my spiritwork – spoiler: it’s iconique. Yass, bitch, this witch is stepping up!

I’m tweaking the forecast format a little, I’m merging Hot Tea with All About Werq. Work-related reading and general energy reading have the same influences so I’m collapsing them into one.

SO. Each group is divided into two parts: general monthly influence + love readings. You can pick one group if you feel that is the only one calling out to you. Or if you’re drawn to more than one group, maybe each part of the group will resonate with different aspects of your life for the month.

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Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for May 2021

May is here. Show mawma some love with a paid reading lmfao jk kimora.

New to tarot pick-a-card forecast? Look at the symbols and pick the group with the assigned number. Each group’s reading is divided into 3 parts: general energy influencing the month, career and love. So if for whatever reason you feel like the message about your love life is different from the message about your work life – then pick more than one group.

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Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for April 2021

OMAIGLOB YOU GUYS!!!! Finally free to write my monthly forecast. End of February till March was one hell of a period for me. But I’m back!

Ok, a little refresher. Each group’s reading is divided into 3 parts: general energy influencing the month, career and love. So if for whatever reason you feel like the message about your love life is different from the message about your work life – then pick more than one group.

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Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for February 2021

February is here. That means sad, desperate singles will lower themselves enough that they put out on the first date a week before Feb 14 to snag someone just so they can update their socials with couple photos.

You know the drill, pick Group 1, 2, 3 or 4!

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Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for October 2020

I’m back bitches. Uggh. The past few months have been intense. Like, super intense. 2020 has no chill.

I was gone for a minute and now I’m ready for my closeup.

Anyway, pick Group 1, 2, 3 or 4!

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Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for July 2020

Uggh. Yes, I’m gonna pretend like June didn’t exist, sis. Its been trying. But I’m back with July forecast for you hoes. Slight tweak to the usual format. I won’t be doing weekly anymore as recent developments in work and personal life have kept me busy af. I know. I can’t but like this is life. Uggh.

So I’m merging my weekly into my monthly, dividing them by four decans but I label them as “weeks” so it’s approximately 7 days each.

Anyway, pick Group 1, 2 or 3!

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