Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for May 2020

Uggh I’m LATE! Uggh, no reasonable excuse but got distracted.

Like do me a favour, no matter what pile you pick, make sure to read some additional paragraphs I’ve added in Group 2’s singles love section on Twin Flame. Explains my take on the subject so I don’t have to explain myself again in future readings.

Pick Group 1, 2 or 3!

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Weekly Pick-a-Card Messages for Apr 27 – May 2

Hey luvs,

Been like super busy with work omfg, like I can’t. Uggh. but a little late is better than never. OMFG Do not ever take that tone with me! Like I’m literally done with this ungratefulness. Delete. Unfollowed. Blocked.

Pick from group 1, 2, 3 or 4 for this week’s forecast. Maybe more than one pile will call out to you. Whatever, I dunno how the universe works, follow your intuition.

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He loves me? he loves me…not?

Like 99% of the questions I get for readings are about love. Seriously, I thought I was messy as hell until these heaux be messaging me about all kinds of love issues. Chile, love may be a many splendored things, but it is a bitch to navigate through. Trust.

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Weekly Pick-a-Card Messages for Feb 17 – Feb 23

Which Birkin bag are you? Birkin 25 Rose Tyrien Epsom with Gold Hardware (Group 1), Birkin 35 Shiny Noir Porosus with Gold Hardware (Group 2), or Birkin 25 Shiny Pain d’Épices Niloticus with Palladium Hardware (Group 3)?

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