February is here. That means sad, desperate singles will lower themselves enough that they put out on the first date a week before Feb 14 to snag someone just so they can update their socials with couple photos.
You know the drill, pick Group 1, 2, 3 or 4!
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Uggh. Yes, I’m gonna pretend like June didn’t exist, sis. Its been trying. But I’m back with July forecast for you hoes. Slight tweak to the usual format. I won’t be doing weekly anymore as recent developments in work and personal life have kept me busy af. I know. I can’t but like this is life. Uggh.
So I’m merging my weekly into my monthly, dividing them by four decans but I label them as “weeks” so it’s approximately 7 days each.
Anyway, pick Group 1, 2 or 3!
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Uggh I’m LATE! Uggh, no reasonable excuse but got distracted.
Like do me a favour, no matter what pile you pick, make sure to read some additional paragraphs I’ve added in Group 2’s singles love section on Twin Flame. Explains my take on the subject so I don’t have to explain myself again in future readings.
Pick Group 1, 2 or 3!
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Pick a card from Group 1, Group 2, Group 3.
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Pick a card from Group 1, Group 2, Group 3.
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Pick a card from Group 1, Group 2, Group 3.
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Which RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 12 queen are you? Gigi Goode (Group 1), Sherry Pie (Group 2), or Jaida Essence Hall (Group 3)?
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Which Birkin bag are you? Birkin 25 Rose Tyrien Epsom with Gold Hardware (Group 1), Birkin 35 Shiny Noir Porosus with Gold Hardware (Group 2), or Birkin 25 Shiny Pain d’Épices Niloticus with Palladium Hardware (Group 3)?
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“Maybe it will work this time”, “He’s changed now”, “I don’t wanna die alone lol”, “That dick was too good for me to let go” – If you’ve succumbed to these delusions about your ex and needs some clarity, this reading is for you.
Pick one of the piles of Locke & Key’s characters: Tyler Locke (Group 1), Bode Locke (Group 2), or Kinsey Locke (Group 3).
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the messy oracle 