Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for December 2021

Ho ho ho, hoes! 2021 came and nearing gone. I don’t know how to feel about this year. I need to consult my spirit guides and go on an ayahuasca vision quest to find the answers I need.

As per usual, look at the numbered graphics in the banner above, pick one that appeals to you and scroll down to the corresponding group number for your forecast. If you’re drawn to more than one group, read more than one group, duh. Like it’s really not that deep.

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Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for November 2021

Omaiglob! Yes, I’m a little late again for the monthly forecast. I’ve got two wisdom teeth extracted at the end of October and I chose to spend a week being doped up on painkillers (legally prescribed, don’t do drugs, kids!) and stuffing my face with pints of Ben & Jerry’s. Uggh, let me live my life!!!!

As per usual, look at the numbered graphics in the banner above, pick one that appeals to you and scroll down to the corresponding group number for your forecast. If you’re drawn to more than one group, read the selected groups.

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Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for August 2021

Sorry for the delay, got my second vaccine shot few days before end of July and was too sick to continue my reading. Totally fine now and I’m back with 5 piles to pick, because why not?!

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Call Me Out, Sis! Relationship Edition

The second part of my “Call Me Out, Sis!” reading is here! The first is focused on personal blockages that prevent you from enjoying a healthy love connection, and this installment is on blockages that get in the way of sustaining a long-term relationship.

Each group is divided into three parts:

  • Self-undoing energies: Your own actions and beliefs that are contributing to the blockage;
  • External influences: Additional energies of those in your environment holding you back; and
  • Message from the Universe: What you can do to break the chains.

As per usual, pick one (or multiple) depending on what draws you to the numbered images. Scroll down to the corresponding numbered reading. Those who pick multiples may have layered overlapping issues that the Universe wants you to know.

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Call Me Out, Sis! Love Edition

HENNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!

My previous timeless reading on future spouse did pretty well for what the energy is about, but it’s pretty specific – description of spouse and nothing more. I don’t know about you but I’m tired of reading/watching general readings on love that incorporate way too many elements of love and find them to be way too generic to resonate.

Life aspects are very multi-faceted and for us to know more about what makes us tick, what makes things problematic and what hidden enemies that we need to confront require the layers to be stripped and tuned in separately for a clearer picture. Well, as clear as a group reading can be.

So in the future, I’ll be rolling out more timeless general readings that are more niche in its energy focus so you can have a better understanding of the different elements playing their respective roles in impacting your life path.

SO. I’m doing a series, “Call Me Out, Sis!”, which will touch on different energies, negative patterns and blockages that get in the way of you leading a happy fulfilling life. The first of the series, Love Edition, will focus on what unresolved issues, unhealthy habits and thought patterns, and karmic lessons you need to accept, confront and heal so you can enjoy non-toxic love connections.

Each group is divided into three parts:

  • Self-undoing energies: Your own actions and beliefs that are contributing to the blockage;
  • External influences: Additional energies of those in your environment holding you back; and
  • Message from the Universe: What you can do to break the chains.

As per usual, pick one (or multiple) depending on what draws you to the numbered images. Scroll down to the corresponding numbered reading. Those who pick multiples may have layered overlapping issues that the Universe wants you to know.

Now the following energies tapped are not including those who choose to fold in kink or kink-related aspects into their relationships. This is where things get muddy as I picked up on energies that may come off as somewhat BDSM-ish. But it’s not. This reading is purely focused on the darker, negative patterns in ourselves that need to be addressed.

I won’t spoil which group but I’m going to paste the disclaimer I included in that group in the following paragraph for clarification:

This group’s energies are not applicable to those in a BDSM relationship as that is a completely separate energy frequency that I usually channel into. Even though it may seem like it from the energies picked up. There are nuances between healthy BDSM expression and unhealthy perception of relationship dynamics. Kink and kink-adjacent connections can be healthily enjoyed between two people and I may touch on those energy expressions separately in the future.

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Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for July 2021

Bitch am I gonna pretend that I didn’t disappear for a month and skipped June forecast altogether?

Yes.

Uggh lots of Summer stuff happening. I was feeding my delusions that I still have a size 0 body, cutting off toxic people from my life, uncrossing and sending back bad juju to its sender, etc etc. Busy. Busy. Busy. Also look out for my next post on how I’m progressing in my spiritwork – spoiler: it’s iconique. Yass, bitch, this witch is stepping up!

I’m tweaking the forecast format a little, I’m merging Hot Tea with All About Werq. Work-related reading and general energy reading have the same influences so I’m collapsing them into one.

SO. Each group is divided into two parts: general monthly influence + love readings. You can pick one group if you feel that is the only one calling out to you. Or if you’re drawn to more than one group, maybe each part of the group will resonate with different aspects of your life for the month.

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Who the fuck will I marry?

OMAIGLOB! This was a fun read. I’ve gotten quite a lot of requests for a Future Spouse PAC, so this is my take on it.

This is a group reading so I will be focusing on who they are instead of the journey of your relationship – that is a whole different energy to pick up on and may be something I’ll look into for future PAC readings.

Some things to take into consideration when reading this PAC: I did not discriminate the information whether this is your one and only spouse or one of the several spouses you will end up in a long-term relationship with. Think about it, realistically, some people go through divorces.

Some of the qualities I’ve picked up on may be perceived to be negative on paper, but do keep an open mind because in real life, sometimes we make decisions that we may not comprehend at this point in time but due to life choices and situations, it may make sense when it is the right time.

For instance – and this is an exaggerated example – you may pick a person with a personality that may be interpreted as having a cold loveless marriage. At this point in time, you may be a hopeless romantic, but you may realize that your priorities have changed and you may choose the comfort of material gains from a marriage over one with a warm bed.

I don’t judge and I have multiple clients, each with their own journeys in life and love with different perspective on what makes them happy. My readings are rooted in realism and in the real world not everyone picks someone to marry who makes their heart flutter. For some, marriage can be for other convenient purposes. Also, you have freewill and you choose to claim the reading or not.

Now, onto the PAC itself. Each group’s

  • Energy expression is divided into male energy and female energy. Simply put – men and women. But to be inclusive, not all persons’ energy may match their biology. Read the portion related to the energy type you’re attracted to in a partner.
  • There are three segments within each group: Personality, motivations for being in a relationship and secret kinks and fetishes that they may not necessarily express publicly.
  • In some group, the qualities expressed are similar for male and female energy so they are combined together.
  • If you feel drawn to more than one group, your future spouse may have a mix of traits from both groups – or it could mean multiple spouses seen in your future.

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Spirited Discussions

Dear M,

I totally have issues with your perspective on spirits in this trash post. It’s like so reductive. I’ve met many readers who speak to spirit guides and other light beings for guidance in their readings. They’re not evil and stuff. What’s the deal, bitch?

Love, U

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