Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for May 2021

May is here. Show mawma some love with a paid reading lmfao jk kimora.

New to tarot pick-a-card forecast? Look at the symbols and pick the group with the assigned number. Each group’s reading is divided into 3 parts: general energy influencing the month, career and love. So if for whatever reason you feel like the message about your love life is different from the message about your work life – then pick more than one group.

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Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for February 2021

February is here. That means sad, desperate singles will lower themselves enough that they put out on the first date a week before Feb 14 to snag someone just so they can update their socials with couple photos.

You know the drill, pick Group 1, 2, 3 or 4!

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Spirit squad

Dear M,

Not gonna lie. I’m lowkey disturbed but simultaneously obsessed by your newfound fascination with spirits and spirit work. Like, you didn’t mention ancestral spirits, so that means you’re working with spirits you’ve invoked?

Is that even safe? Like what the actual fuck are you thinking? Gurl, conjurers and summoners bind those spirits against their will to do a witch’s bidding. That’s like spiritual slavery. That’s like unethical. That’s like not woque. Like why can’t you just stick with crystals like other skinny white witches on insta?

Like I’mthisclose to unfollowing you. Explain thyself.

Love, X

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Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for October 2020

I’m back bitches. Uggh. The past few months have been intense. Like, super intense. 2020 has no chill.

I was gone for a minute and now I’m ready for my closeup.

Anyway, pick Group 1, 2, 3 or 4!

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Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for May 2020

Uggh I’m LATE! Uggh, no reasonable excuse but got distracted.

Like do me a favour, no matter what pile you pick, make sure to read some additional paragraphs I’ve added in Group 2’s singles love section on Twin Flame. Explains my take on the subject so I don’t have to explain myself again in future readings.

Pick Group 1, 2 or 3!

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Weekly Pick-a-Card Messages for Apr 27 – May 2

Hey luvs,

Been like super busy with work omfg, like I can’t. Uggh. but a little late is better than never. OMFG Do not ever take that tone with me! Like I’m literally done with this ungratefulness. Delete. Unfollowed. Blocked.

Pick from group 1, 2, 3 or 4 for this week’s forecast. Maybe more than one pile will call out to you. Whatever, I dunno how the universe works, follow your intuition.

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Weekly Pick-a-Card Messages for Feb 17 – Feb 23

Which Birkin bag are you? Birkin 25 Rose Tyrien Epsom with Gold Hardware (Group 1), Birkin 35 Shiny Noir Porosus with Gold Hardware (Group 2), or Birkin 25 Shiny Pain d’Épices Niloticus with Palladium Hardware (Group 3)?

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