Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for April 2021

OMAIGLOB YOU GUYS!!!! Finally free to write my monthly forecast. End of February till March was one hell of a period for me. But I’m back!

Ok, a little refresher. Each group’s reading is divided into 3 parts: general energy influencing the month, career and love. So if for whatever reason you feel like the message about your love life is different from the message about your work life – then pick more than one group.

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Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for February 2021

February is here. That means sad, desperate singles will lower themselves enough that they put out on the first date a week before Feb 14 to snag someone just so they can update their socials with couple photos.

You know the drill, pick Group 1, 2, 3 or 4!

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Spirit squad

Dear M,

Not gonna lie. I’m lowkey disturbed but simultaneously obsessed by your newfound fascination with spirits and spirit work. Like, you didn’t mention ancestral spirits, so that means you’re working with spirits you’ve invoked?

Is that even safe? Like what the actual fuck are you thinking? Gurl, conjurers and summoners bind those spirits against their will to do a witch’s bidding. That’s like spiritual slavery. That’s like unethical. That’s like not woque. Like why can’t you just stick with crystals like other skinny white witches on insta?

Like I’mthisclose to unfollowing you. Explain thyself.

Love, X

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Who’s on the other line?

Dear M,

I’ve been channeling spirits for a while now, and I’m so blessed being able to communicate with those on the other side of the veil. But lately I’m faced with somewhat of a conundrum.

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Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for October 2020

I’m back bitches. Uggh. The past few months have been intense. Like, super intense. 2020 has no chill.

I was gone for a minute and now I’m ready for my closeup.

Anyway, pick Group 1, 2, 3 or 4!

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Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for July 2020

Uggh. Yes, I’m gonna pretend like June didn’t exist, sis. Its been trying. But I’m back with July forecast for you hoes. Slight tweak to the usual format. I won’t be doing weekly anymore as recent developments in work and personal life have kept me busy af. I know. I can’t but like this is life. Uggh.

So I’m merging my weekly into my monthly, dividing them by four decans but I label them as “weeks” so it’s approximately 7 days each.

Anyway, pick Group 1, 2 or 3!

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