Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for April 2020

April 1, 2020.Reading time 36 minutes.

Pick a card from Group 1, Group 2, Group 3.

Weekly Pick-a-Card Messages for Mar 23 – Mar 29

March 24, 2020.Reading time 3 minutes.

Pick a card from Group 1, Group 2, Group 3.

He loves me? he loves me…not?

March 23, 2020.Reading time 30 minutes.

Like 99% of the questions I get for readings are about love. Seriously, I thought I was messy as hell until these heaux be messaging me about all kinds of love issues. Chile, love may be a many splendored things, but it is a bitch to navigate through. Trust.

Weekly Pick-a-Card Messages for Mar 16 – Mar 22

March 16, 2020.Reading time 3 minutes.

Pick a card from Group 1, Group 2, Group 3.

Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for March 2020

March 4, 2020.Reading time 29 minutes.

Which RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 12 queen are you? Gigi Goode (Group 1), Sherry Pie (Group 2), or Jaida Essence Hall (Group 3)?

Weekly Pick-a-Card Messages for Feb 17 – Feb 23

February 18, 2020.Reading time 1 minute.

Which Birkin bag are you? Birkin 25 Rose Tyrien Epsom with Gold Hardware (Group 1), Birkin 35 Shiny Noir Porosus with Gold Hardware (Group 2), or Birkin 25 Shiny Pain d’Épices Niloticus with Palladium Hardware (Group 3)?

Case of the Ex

February 11, 2020.Reading time 9 minutes.

“Maybe it will work this time”, “He’s changed now”, “I don’t wanna die alone lol”, “That dick was too good for me to let go” – If you’ve succumbed to these delusions about your ex and needs some clarity, this reading is for you.

Pick one of the piles of Locke & Key’s characters: Tyler Locke (Group 1), Bode Locke (Group 2), or Kinsey Locke (Group 3).