He loves me? he loves me…not?

Like 99% of the questions I get for readings are about love. Seriously, I thought I was messy as hell until these heaux be messaging me about all kinds of love issues. Chile, love may be a many splendored things, but it is a bitch to navigate through. Trust.

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Weekly Pick-a-Card Messages for Feb 17 – Feb 23

Which Birkin bag are you? Birkin 25 Rose Tyrien Epsom with Gold Hardware (Group 1), Birkin 35 Shiny Noir Porosus with Gold Hardware (Group 2), or Birkin 25 Shiny Pain d’Épices Niloticus with Palladium Hardware (Group 3)?

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Case of the Ex

“Maybe it will work this time”, “He’s changed now”, “I don’t wanna die alone lol”, “That dick was too good for me to let go” – If you’ve succumbed to these delusions about your ex and needs some clarity, this reading is for you.

Pick one of the piles of Locke & Key’s characters: Tyler Locke (Group 1), Bode Locke (Group 2), or Kinsey Locke (Group 3).

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