Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for April 2021

OMAIGLOB YOU GUYS!!!! Finally free to write my monthly forecast. End of February till March was one hell of a period for me. But I’m back!

Ok, a little refresher. Each group’s reading is divided into 3 parts: general energy influencing the month, career and love. So if for whatever reason you feel like the message about your love life is different from the message about your work life – then pick more than one group.

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Spirit squad

Dear M,

Not gonna lie. I’m lowkey disturbed but simultaneously obsessed by your newfound fascination with spirits and spirit work. Like, you didn’t mention ancestral spirits, so that means you’re working with spirits you’ve invoked?

Is that even safe? Like what the actual fuck are you thinking? Gurl, conjurers and summoners bind those spirits against their will to do a witch’s bidding. That’s like spiritual slavery. That’s like unethical. That’s like not woque. Like why can’t you just stick with crystals like other skinny white witches on insta?

Like I’mthisclose to unfollowing you. Explain thyself.

Love, X

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Who’s on the other line?

Dear M,

I’ve been channeling spirits for a while now, and I’m so blessed being able to communicate with those on the other side of the veil. But lately I’m faced with somewhat of a conundrum.

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Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for July 2020

Uggh. Yes, I’m gonna pretend like June didn’t exist, sis. Its been trying. But I’m back with July forecast for you hoes. Slight tweak to the usual format. I won’t be doing weekly anymore as recent developments in work and personal life have kept me busy af. I know. I can’t but like this is life. Uggh.

So I’m merging my weekly into my monthly, dividing them by four decans but I label them as “weeks” so it’s approximately 7 days each.

Anyway, pick Group 1, 2 or 3!

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Monthly Pick-a-Card Messages for May 2020

Uggh I’m LATE! Uggh, no reasonable excuse but got distracted.

Like do me a favour, no matter what pile you pick, make sure to read some additional paragraphs I’ve added in Group 2’s singles love section on Twin Flame. Explains my take on the subject so I don’t have to explain myself again in future readings.

Pick Group 1, 2 or 3!

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Weekly Pick-a-Card Messages for Apr 27 – May 2

Hey luvs,

Been like super busy with work omfg, like I can’t. Uggh. but a little late is better than never. OMFG Do not ever take that tone with me! Like I’m literally done with this ungratefulness. Delete. Unfollowed. Blocked.

Pick from group 1, 2, 3 or 4 for this week’s forecast. Maybe more than one pile will call out to you. Whatever, I dunno how the universe works, follow your intuition.

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